Whimsy Found Here

He wrote for his sins. And because of them.

Visual Whimsy

Your eyes can do so many things!


Find out all the unnecessary things about me that you don't need to know!

Future Shows

Come see me perform live. Or, you know, don't. It's your life... And it's now or never.


Check out some past stand-up performances. Random videos. And sketches from the Fake Actors group.

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Sometimes I Write

  • How to Euro proper

    The European tourney was at times overshadowed by hooliganism, flares, and a general lack of good football (I think the new expanded format is to blame, and Ian Darke at ESPN agrees). However, in the Croatia – Spain match, one […]

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  • 10/10/15 @ Formosa Cafe (West Hollywood, CA)

    Need to practice more. And drink less. Eh, what are you gonna do? (Besides those two things I mentioned)
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  • Anime for the Sci-Fi Soul

    A common mistake, this side of the Pacific, is to oversimplify Japanese anime as a genre. The majority of the western public tends to think of anime as silly Japanese cartoons with robots, over-sized eyes, and too many curves on […]

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  • A Love Hate Relationship

    Ever see an old person trying to catch a bus? It’s as uncomfortable to watch as it is fascinating. I’m talking about a very old person, seventy-five and up, hauntingly tottering down the sidewalk as they deliberate between catching that […]

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  • Christmas Eve with Miley Cyrus

    This past Christmas Eve was the first that I didn’t spend with my family. I wish I could tell you there was a good reason. That something pressing came up. I wish I could tell my family that. But the […]

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